| In a school near you.....
2010
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| dear xanga,
My has it been a while since i have told you my deepest darkest secrets....so maybe lets start with a little update.
some girl told me today that "men are the new women", Im not quite sure what that means, but of course my response to her was "yea, except we have wieners and can lift cars over thier heads"
i am back on that get buff quit shit....everytime i flex my chest a small boy from a third world country dies.
Ive come to the conclusion that metal gear solid 4 rocks off faces so hard, there should be a warning on the game that says" warning, metal gear solid 4 rocks off faces so hard" since beating the game ive gotten 4 face replacements. I actually beat msg 1-3 all in 1 week. hideo kojima is officially my babies daddy.
I love my playstation 3. if playstation 3 had a mouth i might engage in oral sex with it. playstation . unless of course the ps3 was under the age of 18.
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| OK! So its been about two years since i last signed into Xanga, and boy, am i disapointed. I dont like Xangas attmepts to be "HIP" with its crazy new layout. This new layout is about as welcome as a penis growing out of my forhead. Yea, sure it sounds cool, thats untill you get jizzum all over your own face. thats it, im using asianavenue.com again. .....SIKE
2 years later, grammer no better. |
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| i am a black hole that sucks pple in and fucks up thier lives.....you have been warned. |
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